In an encouraging display of good taste and fine judgement, the British public has dumped Euro MP, Robert Kilroy-Silk from ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here’. On the first eviction day, to his amazement, he was forced to trudge out of camp with his customary bewilderment at people’s failure to grasp what a fabulous person he is. Everyone though the bland, one-dimensional Brian Paddick would be first out but clearly the people enjoy the spectacle of campers being bored to death by him.

Kilroy - Not A Happy Camper

Kilroy claims that all of the camp wants to leave. Apparently it’s a bit uncomfortable in there and the food isn’t very nice and it sometimes rains and they miss their family. Oh dear. Er, Hellooooo – you chose to go there, it’s only for three weeks, you’ll get a million pound advertising deal if you play your cards right. Someone needs to go in there and bang a few heads together. In fact, Kilroy is probably exaggerating. I think Esther is just getting going, George is going to hang in there, Martina will never give up on anything and David and Timmy will fight it out to the end. The oldies don’t throw the towel in easily.

If there’s any justice in the world, Nicola and Carly will be out soon, if only because they whine too much for people to be able to stand them much longer. Dani, more gorgeous than the two put together, has disappointingly gone in the second eviction. That leaves Simon and Joe. Simon is OK but a bit distant and doesn’t project his personality very strongly. He’ll be kept in for a while but will fade towards the end. The final four will be Joe, Martina, George and Esther but Joe will be crowned King of the Jungle because his childlike qualities of spontaneity, laughter, enthusiasm and boundless energy are what we all aspire to and dearly want in ourselves.